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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion.  So I decided needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything
was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.  She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything.  Life became so
dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to other, never settling on anything.  She did mad
impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable
as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her.  She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.

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